Who’s afraid of the big bad recession? Not this guy. My company laid off 15% of the staff (after a 5% layoff), and gave a 10% paycut (as well as 1 week off unpaid, every quarter. That’s another 4/52 off the low low price of engineer!!!).

Suffice it to say, I look forward to bankrupting my state by collecting unemployment. Then I’ll ship overseas to work in a sweatshop. In the meantime, I’ll make balloon animals for overpriveledged children.