This flyer that I received in the mail from a candidate running for the 5th Congressional District Seat evacuated by Barack Obama’s Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is completely tasteless.

I understand that he thinks he’s making a joke, but that would be like sending out a flyer to catholics telling them that not only does he bugger little boys, but he admits it.

A Chicago Style Hot Dog is two things:

1) 100% Pure Beef.

2) Completely devoid of Ketchup.

This hotdog is neither. Just looking at it gives me the willies.

Luckily money won’t always get you what you want in politics (the guy lost the primary).

• Vending machine gave me 2 Cokes for the price of one. Either it’s going to be a good day or Jesus wants me to drink Coke. #
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