I’m going to look for a video clip of this ad.

Scene: A poorly lit room is filled with 4-8 year olds. They are watching Saturday morning cartoons. A video tractor beam is projected onto their face, originating from the screen. They are slowly floating towards the television.

In walks dad with a dozen donuts. It’s family time! Hooray, your children will temporarily spend time near you because you peddled them sugar. Now watch them bounce off the walls for the next three hours.

It’s disgusting, but it’s a 0/10 compared to, oh say the childrens’ crusade.

Anyone who is interested in a few rounds of layer tennis with a focus on vectors and illustrator, drop us a line.

Either start with a link to a file, or an introductory email, and we’ll start the first volley.

No rules, unless you need them to focus.

I’ve got the ability to scan your attachments for viruses and the know-how to find out where you live, so no funny business.

South Park has a really funny episode about the recession.

Favorite scenes:
Stan opens up a savings account and the money is gone before the account is even finished opening up.

A reporter is asked about the situation and blows his brains out in response.

Timothy Geitner uses a combination of a decapitated chicken and wheel of fortune to determine what to do with a failed insurance giant.

vai [I needed something to watch while eating kefir and yogurt]

NSFW Video from clarebare.com on diy lingerie.

I’d love to embed it, but the home screen is a shot that’s NSFW.

Although the example she gives is using a flannel shirt (Yuk!), the end result is hot.

via [googling to find the correct spelling for lingerie while working on a skit about trannys]

Tommy Sparks “She’s Got Me Dancing” from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

That’s Eric Wareheim of “Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job” fame. The video does more to capture the internal workings of my mind and is a microcosm of the human condition.

The freeze frame pretty much says it all.

Dancing hippies? Overweight musclewrestlers? Hopping/popping emo kids? An overly muscular woman shooting lasers out of her eyes? Girls in Xena garb eating ice cream cones?