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Video: Turbo Heather

admin — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:45:16 +0000

Radio Controlled Southern Belles meets TURBO!

Onion: Are reality TV Shows setting unrealistic standards for Skanks?

double.dee — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:23:40 +0000

The best part is the end, when the round table erupts with talking heads breaking down into skanks and getting all up in each others grills.

Onion – Sony POS Tech Highlights (Audio and Text NSFW)

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:10:36 +0000

Audio and onscreen text NSFW.

I have to get a transcript of this. They do a great job of sounding exactly like a kowtowing electronic-interest piece.

via [user submitted video]

Gloria Jones – Tainted Love (1964)

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:05:00 +0000

Hah ha! I said taint.

Listen to the original version of tainted love. I like the pictures of 1960s computers. Thank you infernet.

These are a few of my favorite things: “Spontaneous” Dancing to Julie Andrews

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:34:59 +0000

I do this same thing every day of my life, but the power is strengthened somewhat by other people participating:

Gc0122 Discounted Meat

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0000

BBW Burlesque

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:22:47 +0000

I’m a little conflicted about this one.

1) I love full bodied women. Actually, I love all sorts of women. My standards are pretty low. I can’t really understand really picky men.

It’s like food. Some of it’s amazing. Most of it’s good. Some of it’s bad, but you eat it anyways because you’re hungry. Overall, I can’t imagine turning down food, and I definitely can’t imagine not trying new things, or enjoying food for what it is. Same thing with dames. But I digress.

2) I just lost 25 lbs. It was actually, really easy. All I had to do was put my mind to it and dedicate.

3) Women of shape are hot.

4) Some of the women are a little ditzy and victimish.

5) Naked women with curves.

Warning, it’s mostly talking:

via [googling video for "burlesque"]

Knight Rider Burlesque

double.dee — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:05:47 +0000

David Hasselhoff not only has a special place in my heart. The hoff has a timeshare in my heart where I sell it to other people and give him the money. David is so special to me, that I eat lard drenched burritos to have heart attacks so that my scar tissue can be removed such that my heart is smaller and more likely to die in his honor and pass away in a cardiac effigy for my love for him.

That being said, I feel equally devoted to the titalating.

Merge to perfection:

via [googling burlesque; I wish that I had a random search generator, because it is always interesting]

Ecomony? Economy! South Park Does it again

double.dee — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:41:36 +0000

South Park has a really funny episode about the recession.

Favorite scenes:
Stan opens up a savings account and the money is gone before the account is even finished opening up.

A reporter is asked about the situation and blows his brains out in response.

Timothy Geitner uses a combination of a decapitated chicken and wheel of fortune to determine what to do with a failed insurance giant.

vai [I needed something to watch while eating kefir and yogurt]

NSFW: DIY lingerie

double.dee — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:51:08 +0000

NSFW Video from clarebare.com on diy lingerie.

I’d love to embed it, but the home screen is a shot that’s NSFW.

Although the example she gives is using a flannel shirt (Yuk!), the end result is hot.

via [googling to find the correct spelling for lingerie while working on a skit about trannys]